Monday, July 21, 2014

weirdness at Hair Fair, part the second

Later that same night...

(from the bizarre album, because this is a perfect outfit for Mainland)


(from the bizarre album)

I should mention that this year, the sims donated by the Lindens are not only repurposed Linden land, but actually on Mainland. Which means PG. Does this look like a PG outfit to you?!?

She's wearing panties, straps, piercings, a chin-cupping posture collar, one stocking, and arm bracers. Oh, and stiletto boots. And pasties, because...y'know, PG rating.

(from the bizarre album; the keyring piercing)

And apparently, at some point she decided actually carrying a keyring wasn't cool anymore, so she pierced her thigh with a heavy-gauge ring to hold another heavy-gauge ring for her keys. does she unlock things, then? Does her master have to physically pick her up and poke her at doors? Is this a fetish for her?

(from the bizarre album. And yep, still a perfect outfit for Mainland)

I wholly forgot about the shoulder chains, which appear to be also pierced into her. The hell, chicklet. Do you not understand what "PG" means??

*shakes head and goes back to Hair Fair blogging*

Sunday, July 20, 2014

weirdness on the grid, part the first

So, finally went through Hair Fair, and...

(from the bizarre album) my brain hurts.

(from the bizarre album)

Don't misunderstand me--I am not saying she's unattractive. While she does seem to be going for pontoon hips and the pouty mouth, it is at least an attractive pouty mouth, not the flat-line fish-lips we're seeing over and over. And at least above the waist, she's proportional, but...

...frankly, dat ass.

(from the bizarre album)

And maybe the skirt. I know, rasta pride, I get it, but seriously, don't buy from people whose idea of high fashion is Bob Marley's face on your crotch.

Also, spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Jelly goes patriotic!

Quick little entry today, just one item, for Jelly's Canadian and American flag tops. They come with Lolas Tango appliers and they're mesh, in two different sizing sets. Coolness, yeah?

(from the Tangos album)

At least, I think so. Enjoy!